Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[alexderjuengere]

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Step one: Take a pair of scissors.

Step two: Cut the wire that comes out of your mouse and runs into the computer

Done.

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I am finding it difficult to apply the scissors to my mouse's bluetooth signal ... 😞

[altenbach]

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@alexderjuengere wrote:

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Step one: Take a pair of scissors.

Step two: Cut the wire that comes out of your mouse and runs into the computer

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I am finding it difficult to apply the scissors to my mouse's bluetooth signal ... 😞

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You can apply your scissors to the antenna or just wrap the entire mouse with aluminum foil.. 😄

[crossrulz]

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@altenbach wrote:

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@alexderjuengere wrote:

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Step one: Take a pair of scissors.

Step two: Cut the wire that comes out of your mouse and runs into the computer

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I am finding it difficult to apply the scissors to my mouse's bluetooth signal ... 😞

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You can apply your scissors to the antenna or just wrap the entire mouse with aluminum foil.. 😄

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Sounds more like an Error -41 to me.

[altenbach]

Seems obvious in hindsight. 😄 (from here)

[wiebe@CARYA]

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@altenbach wrote:

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@alexderjuengere wrote:

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Step one: Take a pair of scissors.

Step two: Cut the wire that comes out of your mouse and runs into the computer

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I am finding it difficult to apply the scissors to my mouse's bluetooth signal ... 😞

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You can apply your scissors to the antenna or just wrap the entire mouse with aluminum foil.. 😄

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Weirdly enough, I only found 1 image of how I envisioned that online...

[alexderjuengere]

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@altenbach wrote:

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@alexderjuengere wrote:

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Step one: Take a pair of scissors.

Step two: Cut the wire that comes out of your mouse and runs into the computer

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I am finding it difficult to apply the scissors to my mouse's bluetooth signal ... 😞

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You can apply your scissors to the antenna or just wrap the entire mouse with aluminum foil.. 😄

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roger that 

Trivia: I found this image on Wikipedia 😄

[jcarmody]

Could you upload a back-saved version?  I haven't switched to 2023 yet.

(here)

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@Darren wrote:

In LabVIEW 2023 Q3, Quick Drop can take between 1 and 3 seconds to appear after pressing Ctrl-Space. This has been reported to LabVIEW R&D as Bug 2468882.

As a workaround, replace the following VI with the one attached to this post:

[LabVIEW 2023]\resource\dialog\QuickDrop\QuickDrop Log Keyboard Shortcut.vi

Mass compile the folder containing that VI, and you should find that Quick Drop is quick again.

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[JÞB]

Seen Here.

No, really that isn't a link.  I saw it on my phone

 

[jcarmody]

Here's one from LAVA - Power Supply SM660-AR-11 Error -1073807339 occurred at VISA Read - LabVIEW General - LAVA (lavag.org...

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Hello, I have this power supply and I need to both write and read data from it, I need to communicate with labview 2013. It communicates serially via USB-B but it always gives me this error and it never communicates at all. Does anyone know what's happening? 

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Yes, this is happening.  Do this and your program will work.

[wiebe@CARYA]

Ok, the idea is to post the sarcastic answers here, so sarcasm doesn't take over the thread!

Couldn't resist this one though.

Spoiler: the sarcasm took over the thread 😁.

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Is there some way to get 'Add Frame' vertically (downwards) in flat sequence structures?

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Yes!

In Windows: ALT+CTRL+ Right Arrow