Joke

[SteveChandler]

Seen posted on a coworkers cubicle wall.

A train station is where a train stops.

A bus station is where a bus stops.

At my desk I have a work station.

[aeastet]

I must have two or three work stations or a work hub at my desk.

[EvenDeejay]

As seen on an informationboard where I used to work before:

" 9 out of 10 people that smoke, dies! "

" Stop smoking!"

Well, as we all know, 10 out of 10 people dies. So if you smoke you got atlest 10% chance of eternal life. The poster was put on the informationboard in order to get people to not have so many 5 minutes smoke breaks during their shift. But it did not work 

[Ben]

A fellow leper smoker I used to work with was visiting her aunt in Canada and reported the following story. Her aunt was reading the paper when my coworker asked

Co-worker :"Do you read the paper every morning?

Aunt: "Yes, I like to find out who has quit smoking."

Co-worker: "They publish that in the papers here?"

Aunt: "Yes, in the obituaries."

Ben

[Henrik_Volkers]

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Edit: already posted here