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Hey Ben,

Are you at work today? 🙂

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Yes I am!

... and glad to be so. I just got a new spec from a previous customer. So why would I be gald to read a spec? 'Cause this customer's spec are a howl to read. Previously he used the term "zeroize". This time he used the term "blown away"!

Ben

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Ben wrote:

Yes I am!

... and glad to be so. I just got a new spec from a previous customer. So why would I be gald to read a spec? 'Cause this customer's spec are a howl to read. Previously he used the term "zeroize". This time he used the term "blown away"!

Ben


I love it when they use words like "Etc., Misc." to try and describe needed features.
 
I always tell them I haven't quite perfected my "Misc." function yet and they need to be more specific on what they want.


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Using the Abort button to stop your VI is like using a tree to stop your car. It works, but there may be consequences.
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My favorite term in specs is:

"Should have many options"

Felix
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@f. Schubert wrote:

"Should have many options"

AKA "Should be flexible".

You have no idea how many times I've wanted to respond with "should it be like a contortionist?" Smiley Very Happy
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Could have been better if we were paid for gifts like "Computer Accessories as etc...",  "Stationaries as Misc..." and "Chewing Gums for Flexibility!!!".
 
 
Here... we release the BUILD with all your needs FULLFILLED.
 
Grazie........Smiley Wink
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You know you've been programming too long when    this happens!!

                                                                      

I just did it!!!, and laughing at myself looking at it after a smoke!!! Smiley Very Happy



Message Edited by Vsh on 04-10-2008 06:51 AM
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And just what were you smoking that made you code that?Smiley Wink
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Smiley Mad

Just a german brand!!.. All blames to the tobacco fellow, who did not have the usual one.

(Wish they could allow me to smoke while coding....Smiley Sad  Smiley Wink )

But this tastes good though... Smiley Very Happy



Message Edited by Vsh on 04-10-2008 08:53 AM
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Vsh wrote:
You know you've been programming too long when    this happens!!
There is really nothing wrong with that during code development. 😄
 
It offers the user quick switching between TT, FT, TF, FF modes for debugging purposes in cases where we don't quite know yet what behavior we really need.
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