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A brand new user has joined us and has posted nothing but crazy ramblings (not quite alfa crazy, but you know...;))
Here is a summary of his first five posts:
So can you smart guys answer the original question or did your ADD cause you to forget what it even was?
I swear, I think some of you bozo the clowns. Manny, Moe and Jack are such down right butt sucking weasel's, you forgot what you're even here for. You're too busy sucking up to someone who you don't even know, who is in some basement for the winter, vegging out, that you have lost all track of what the heck it is that you're even on this planet for, let alone what you're even on this forum for. ([I]Oh yeah that's a good answer Janet. You are so smart kiss kiss sniff sniff[/I])
Based on your short attention spans I would surmise that you have totally lost focus of this conversation by this time because it's longer than 3 seconds. Three seconds is longer than the average untreated A.D.D. youngster can focus on anymore. It used to be 7 seconds, but that was in the early 1980's.
You're likely out there in Bozo Land at this point, but just in case you're still on planet Earth, I came here looking for an answer to [I]What 'ietag.dll' is for?[/I] and you butt suckers have your nose rammed so far up inside the butt of someone who runs this website from a basement, you can't even answer the question. Can you imagine if you worked for a real person? Ha!!! I bet you'd be the "Butt Sucker of the Year" with a front row parking space. So lay off the drugs and the booze ... you have a hard enough time focusing on daily living when you're straight.
Now to prove my point ... do you remember what my question was? I didn't think so. You butt sucker.
We used to use a "Wire Marker Booklet" when we ran thousands of wires through cables. However, today the level of wiring and electrical apperception has repudiated to the level of amentia. So I would suggest studying the subject of Morphic Resonance.
This will allow even the simplest mind between the age of seven to twelve years of age or even the average person below the age of three years of age to toss out the wires from their computer or television set and replace them with the scientific theory of Morphic Resonance.
It should make work much easier for you by simply transmitting your thought patterns over Morphogenetic Pathways using the electromagnetic pathways, which use the bottom half of the AC Current known as the DC Straight Polarity Cycle to simply carry pulses of grounded electromagnetic energy over invisible Morphogenetic Pathways.
Computers have taken the place of paper and pencil but that's nothing compared to the way Morphic Resonance is taking over the use of the computer. You won't have to do anything except set there on your butts and just be yourselves. Just THINK it and those thoughts are done! Don't bother trying to explain it to your boss. He/she won't understand it ... it's all part of the cosmic unconsiouceness.
QUOTE > how do I update(withdraw(subtract) or deposit(add) balance) the desired column(and row) element?
Boy you'd be in a Hell of a mess if you ever had to use a pencil and paper to fall back on 3rd grade math!
So you want to know how to check your work?
Do you still have a pencil sharpener?
Were you ever taught to do this stuff manually on a paper with a pencil?
If computers and modern technology have failed you to the point that you have to check your work, there-in lies the problem and the answer. Just learn how to do your work correctly by thinking. Then learn how to check it correctly with formulas and pencil and paper.
I doubt if you'll get past this in short order. At this point you're going to need manual UI loop developing and testing.
There are outside developers and testers but I doubt if they're going to give you free info.
Automated tests involve coding, Not all testers are familiar with code. Is your company prepared to train all the test staff?
Again, manual developing/testing is the most efficient method of sending commands from a single UI loop in new code.
An experienced manual UI loop developer/tester is much more efficient than test code that simply exercises a predetermined set of code(s). There are model-based tests, but if your company has the resources to do that you wouldn't be here. So we'll always need manual testing. Practice makes perfect. Best wishes.
My educated guess is that this users tries to rack up some post count, maybe in preparation to spam. All his controbutions seem random assemblies of phrases, probably computer generated. Let's keep watch, but don't reply to any of his ramblings.
I had just read the first one and was concidering reporting it to the moderator. I didn't see any validity in his "rant" either.
