LabVIEW proverbs!

[kehander]

I often like to say that LabVIEW is superior to other programming languages in that it will stop you from making a program that won't work (i.e. you get the broken arrow which tells you exactly what you need to fix to make the program work). However, you can still make a program that doesn't do what you want it to.

[Ben]

Kevin Price wrote;

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Rule of thumb for performance: data copying is not your friend, but dynamic memory allocation is the devil.

in this thread.

Ben

[altenbach]

So what happens if you are friends with the devil? 😄

[Ben]

Chistian pondered "So what happens if you are friends with the devil?   "

Your name gets changed to "Slowski" and your internet connection gets converted to DSL.

Didn't you ever stop to ask what the term "God's speed" refered too?

Silly Wizard!

Ben

[F._Schubert]

Don't use bundle to cluster without names, if you reorder the controls in the cluster, wired becomes weird...

Felix

[Gabi1]

here Kharris said:

What, you're telling me Lab View can't warp time and space?  I demand a refund!

[Ben]

While researching VB scripting this week-end I heard her mutter;

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It's ironic that I had to use Mozilla Firefox to get to an MSDN page because IE crapped out every time I had to access the page.

"

(Princess, 25-Jan-2008)

Ben

[Ray.R]

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Ben wrote:

Didn't you ever stop to ask what the term "God's speed" refered too?

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Yes..  we don't have that speed in French.. We must be slow.. 😄    How fast is it , anyway?

[kimdino]

One I was taught, about about 'C' but can apply equally well to LabView.

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It'll let you do it however you want, just on your own head be it.
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Cheers, Kimdino

[JeffOverton]

Here's one that managers and non-managers interpret very differently.

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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