LabVIEW proverbs!

[Ben]

Neal,

That counts in my book. You may also want to take a look at the "You know it going be a bad day when ..." thread, where my "A" was

A: After knocking over a glass of wine you reach for ctrl-z.

Ben

[Pnt]

My "A" is:

I had to read 4 times , Ben's post to get the joke.

(I am 11 hours over my PC....)

[Vsh]

well, this one isn't related to  LV, but still thought sharing it....

"My eyes were moving to the right bottom corner of the screen when I was in a boring movie with my gf to see the time!!!!!"

[Ray.R]

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nrp wrote:
Not sure if this qualifies as a proverb but here goes...

Q: How do you know when you have spent too much time lately with LabVIEW?

A: When you double click on your desktop hoping to be able to add a free label, and when that doesn't work your first thought is that the auto-tool must be turned off

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Don't laugh....  I've recently done that once or twice..   Might explain my vision problem.. 😞   😉 

[Ben]

In this thread smercurio wrote

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If your design is crap, then implementing in C, C++, or LabVIEW is just going to give you more crap.

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Ben

[PaulG.]

"... After knocking over a glass of wine you reach for ctl-z..."

I've DONE THAT!!!

Unfortunately I fried it.

Fortunately it was covered under Best Buy's super-duper warranty and it only took them about a week to replace it.

Now, when I'm on my laptop I only use spill-proof mugs.

[RGreg]

Here's another "bad day quote":

You know you're having a bad day when you look at a VI and suddenly feel like eating pasta for dinner.


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Greg

[JeffOverton]

You know you're having a bad day when you find yourself commenting code with "This nonsense is only here because xxxx asked for it."

[RGreg]

LabVIEW tongue twister: 

Why're you whining about wiring it that way?

[Ray.R]

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JeffOverton wrote:
You know you're having a bad day when you find yourself commenting code with "This nonsense is only here because xxxx asked for it."

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Happens often when debugging someone elsescode and the customer doen't want to do it right... 😠

It is funny to read comments like : " I didn't write this code. This crap was handed to me so don't blame me for this code being crap".

I actually saw that in the code.  Then spoke to the guy who wrote it to ask why he didn't improve the code...  I won't post his answer... 😞

-- sad --