Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[wiebe@CARYA]

This one is just asking for it (not even sure he's using LabVIEW):

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/More-point-for-IV-curve/td-p/3693738/page/3

Only thing stopping me is I can't come up with something sarcastic enough.  Any ideas? Maybe keeping the status quo (shunning) is best... Or...

"Why didn't you mention you wanted additional samples!"...

"Open the files in notepad and add the points"...

Or the obvious on:

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[wiebe@CARYA]

@Jeff·Þ·Bohrer:

The Bangles work too . Nicely done, leaving the option of a happy ending open.

[jcarmody]

You folks are great.  Your willingness to help, in spite of the difficulty getting answers from the OP, is inspirational.

[wiebe@CARYA]

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/How-to-unbundle-transposed-array/m-p/3698845

> I wanted to unbundle transposed array.

Transpose it again, and unbundle like a normal array.

[jcarmody]

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/How-to-unbundle-transposed-array/m-p/3698845

> I wanted to unbundle transposed array.

Transpose it again, and unbundle like a normal array.

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Or, use the u function.

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[JÞB]

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

@Jeff·Þ·Bohrer:

The Bangles work too . Nicely done, leaving the option of a happy ending open.

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I have to admit that I saw your request for comments before I read the thread.

I'm not sure if "Happy Ending" translates well.

[JÞB]

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@LiliMcDonald wrote:

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@Hooovahh wrote: Also do people just think this is twitter or something?  I guess you can post questions from Facebook now somehow, not sure how well that integrates or if @ and # work as intended but I'm guessing they don't.

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@in other Lithium hosted communities, it is possible to @ mention a username so that the person is notified. It's handy for replying to users in a long thread. We don't have that enabled here though.

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@that explains the "Shift+2" Links I see- Even on this thread!  Go AHEAD AND Carnac your A$$e$ off! (unless $ is something I don't know like "#JeffIsFunnyonSM"  or @SMMeansSocialMediaNotTheOtherThing.dot something) 

Or, go ahead and laugh at ("@") your grandpa.  #I'llDanceOnYours!

[wiebe@CARYA]

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@JÞB wrote:

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

@Jeff·Þ·Bohrer:

The Bangles work too . Nicely done, leaving the option of a happy ending open.

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I have to admit that I saw your request for comments before I read the thread.

I'm not sure if "Happy Ending" translates well.

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I see now how "Happy Ending" is a questionable choice of words... 

[JÞB]

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

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@JÞB wrote:

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

@Jeff·Þ·Bohrer:

The Bangles work too . Nicely done, leaving the option of a happy ending open.

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I have to admit that I saw your request for comments before I read the thread.

I'm not sure if "Happy Ending" translates well.

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I see now how "Happy Ending" is a questionable choice of words... 

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Good!  I did not want Jim to post a "Let Me Google That For You" 

[wiebe@CARYA]

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@JÞB wrote:

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

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@JÞB wrote:

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

@Jeff·Þ·Bohrer:

The Bangles work too . Nicely done, leaving the option of a happy ending open.

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I have to admit that I saw your request for comments before I read the thread.

I'm not sure if "Happy Ending" translates well.

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I see now how "Happy Ending" is a questionable choice of words... 

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Good!  I did not want Jim to post a "Let Me Google That For You" 

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Speaking of sarcastic answers, LMGTFY often rubs people the wrong way.. (It can be most satisfying though.)