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Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments


@alexderjuengere wrote:

The idea for it came to him in a dream but was lost in another dream.

http://theinfosphere.org/Dark-matter_afterburner


Who needs a dark-matter afterburner anyway (when you have a maximum improbability drive...)

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

Who needs a dark-matter afterburner anyway (when you have a maximum improbability drive...)

I used to worroy about that until I realized that it's Somebody Else's Problem.

Jim
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. ~ Alice
For he does not know what will happen; So who can tell him when it will occur? Eccl. 8:7

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"What is that function between connect elapse time and write to measurement file?"

 

Seen here:

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/How-to-time-a-case-structure/m-p/3757546/highlight/true#M1058240 (o...

GerdW's kind answer is obviously very correct (both technical as political):

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/How-to-time-a-case-structure/m-p/3757556/highlight/true#M1058245 (o...

 

This slight variation on a known theme seems appropriate:

Spoiler
There are 10 kinds of programmers. Those who do understand NOT and those who do NOT understand.

 

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Oh thank you so much, bolding your text really helped clear up what you meant.

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Message 184 of 338
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TB;DR (too bold, did not read)

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Message 185 of 338
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Still slightly better than all-caps.

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@altenbach wrote:

Still slightly better than all-caps.


WHY NOT BOTH?

Matt J | National Instruments | CLA
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Well, all-bold could have roots in vision problems of the poster. We cannot rule out a legitimate reason (see also the ADA act). 😮 OTOH, all-caps just annoys everybody. 😞

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Or they never learned to write the little letters. Then again e.e.cummings was annoying using lower case!

Putnam
Certified LabVIEW Developer

Senior Test Engineer North Shore Technology, Inc.
Currently using LV 2012-LabVIEW 2018, RT8.5


LabVIEW Champion



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@GoofyWires wrote:

MVC...

The FP should be just the View and not a DB. [...]


From here.

It's turtles Models, Views and Controls all the way down!

Jim
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. ~ Alice
For he does not know what will happen; So who can tell him when it will occur? Eccl. 8:7

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