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Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments


@AeroSoul wrote:

There are also e-books, those can also be obtained by alternate means 😄


Really? I had no idea 😉.

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I'd leave, too, if I had to use the Actor Framework but I'd rewrite the subject line to "LabVIEW developer disappears after lunch".

 

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Actor-Framework-LabVIEW-disappears-after-launch/m-p/4183801#M120982...

Jim
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. ~ Alice
For he does not know what will happen; So who can tell him when it will occur? Eccl. 8:7

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@jcarmody wrote:

I'd leave, too, if I had to use the Actor Framework but I'd rewrite the subject line to "LabVIEW developer disappears after lunch".

 

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Actor-Framework-LabVIEW-disappears-after-launch/m-p/4183801#M120982...


Just keep adjusting the system clock, so lunchtime never comes.

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I want to download LINX but I can't download it - NI Community

 

@cocacola123123 wrote:
I want to download LINX but I can't download it
also i want heartrate

I always wanted a heart rate too...

 

Although if you don't have one, it can't stop... 🤔

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

I want to download LINX but I can't download it - NI Community

 

@cocacola123123 wrote:
I want to download LINX but I can't download it
also i want heartrate

I always wanted a heart rate too...

 

Although if you don't have one, it can't stop... 🤔


You always have a heart rate!  It might be ZERO but that is still a rate.


"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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@JÞB wrote:

wiebe@CARYA wrote:

I want to download LINX but I can't download it - NI Community

 

@cocacola123123 wrote:
I want to download LINX but I can't download it
also i want heartrate

I always wanted a heart rate too...

 

Although if you don't have one, it can't stop... 🤔


You always have a heart rate!  It might be ZERO but that is still a rate.


Even if you don't have a heart? 🤔

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@JÞB wrote:
You always have a heart rate!  It might be ZERO but that is still a rate.

In a worst case scenario, that's permanent.

 

There is no such thing as an instantaneous heart rate, just a "elapsed time since last beat". 😄

 

(Reminds me of the idiot testing the turn signal: "works...doesn't work...works...doesn't work...")

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

@JÞB wrote:

wiebe@CARYA wrote:

I want to download LINX but I can't download it - NI Community

 

@cocacola123123 wrote:
I want to download LINX but I can't download it
also i want heartrate

I always wanted a heart rate too...

 

Although if you don't have one, it can't stop... 🤔


You always have a heart rate!  It might be ZERO but that is still a rate.


Even if you don't have a heart? 🤔


Yes!  Hopefully, under that condition, your blood is being externally perfused and a viable donor organ is close by. 


"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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@altenbach wrote:

@JÞB wrote:
You always have a heart rate!  It might be ZERO but that is still a rate.

In a worst case scenario, that's permanent.

 

There is no such thing as an instantaneous heart rate, just a "elapsed time since last beat". 😄

 

(Reminds me of the idiot testing the turn signal: "works...doesn't work...works...doesn't work...")


That is what makes it very hard to determine a frequency from a digital signal. Especially if the frequency can be low and high. You can't use the same strategy to calculate the frequency, at least not accurately and responsively.

 

What is even harder is to explain this to a customer. 

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Hey!  I resemble that!

 

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Labview-Ubidots/m-p/4195950#M1214397

Jim
You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are. ~ Alice
For he does not know what will happen; So who can tell him when it will occur? Eccl. 8:7

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