Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[_Bryan]

When a "normal" tin foil hat will not work.  Go for a tin foil suit!

[wiebe@CARYA]

>Is there any way to Jam for a particular frequency range of signals ?

Could be a terrorist...

[wiebe@CARYA]

I want to monitor the signals which emitting from human body and it may require to design a Jammer to arrest those signals. 

Good luck catching that body odour and pheromones.

To "Jam" them, emerge in deodorant.

[crossrulz]

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

I want to monitor the signals which emitting from human body and it may require to design a Jammer to arrest those signals.

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[wiebe@CARYA]

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@crossrulz wrote:

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

I want to monitor the signals which emitting from human body and it may require to design a Jammer to arrest those signals.

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Just to make sure everyone is clear on this: that is not what I wrote!

[wiebe@CARYA]

Re: polymorphic subVI is broken.

This triggered me (but it's not nice to exploit a typo), but there's more potential:

sssptsc wrote:

But i don't know what you want to say.

Would be scary if he knew.

[Jacobson-ni]

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

Re: polymorphic subVI is broken.

This triggered me (but it's not nice to exploit a typo), but there's more potential:

@sssptsc wrote:

But i don't know what you want to say.

Would be scary if he knew.

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If he did, he would be a great resource for the guy in the previous post looking to jam signals from the human body.

[wiebe@CARYA]

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@Jacobson-ni wrote:

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

Re: polymorphic subVI is broken.

This triggered me (but it's not nice to exploit a typo), but there's more potential:

@sssptsc wrote:

But i don't know what you want to say.

Would be scary if he knew.

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If he did, he would be a great resource for the guy in the previous post looking to jam signals from the human body.

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Especially if he used an USRP.

[Jacobson-ni]

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/LabVIEW-vs-Teststand/m-p/3711022#M1044066

@BowenM wrote:

@crossrulz wrote:

TestStand is not really a language.

Turing would disagree with you...

So how would you feel about creating your test executive in PowerPoint?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNjxe8ShM-8

[BowenM]

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@Jacobson-ni wrote:

So how would you feel about creating your test executive in PowerPoint?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNjxe8ShM-8

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That's pretty good - I hadn't seen that before.  And it depends...

1. How much do I dislike my coworkers/company?

2. How much longer am I going to be there?

The right combination of those would be a pretty good reason to write a test executive in PowerPont 😉

Could you imagine the conversation of your replacement during an interview? 

Recruiter:  "Hello, Bill.  We're currently looking for someone to support a legacy test executive. Is this something you might be interested in?"

Bill: "Great!  I have extensive experience in TestStand, LabVIEW, and Python.  I've even done some testing and acquisition in MATLAB, though it isn't my favorite"

Recruiter:  "Well, that's great Bill! What we are really looking for is a top-notch PowerPoint developer"

Bill:  "Er... do you mean to create PowerPoint presentations?  I have done some of that, but I'm primarily a developer..."

Recruiter:  "No, we are looking for someone to continue support and development of our test executive."

Bill: "Well, as I mentioned I'm proficient in several programming languages. If it is written in something I'm not familiar with I am confident I can pick up the language fairly quickly"

Recruiter:  "Great!  Plese provide us with some sample PowerPoint code and we can schedule a full interview with the team."

Bill:  <click>