Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[JÞB]

Matt: sarcastic post to this thread.

Me: where is the explictve sarcastic replies to the sarcastic replies thread?  

Perhaps we should just make an irony thread.  

That cannot go well...

[Jacobson-ni]

When you don't know whether you are posting to the actual thread, the sarcastic thread, or the meta irony thread.

[Gregory]

Oh, why didn't you mention you were on a deadline!?

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Write-this-program-using-Matlab/m-p/3716909/highlight/true#M1046162

This guy takes begging for a homework solution to the next level. It looks like he specifically created his account just to ask for help... with MATLAB.

[JÞB]

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@Gregory wrote:

Oh, why didn't you mention you were on a deadline!?

https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Write-this-program-using-Matlab/m-p/3716909/highlight/true#M1046162

This guy takes begging for a homework solution to the next level. It looks like he specifically created his account just to ask for help... with MATLAB.

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I think I handled that well

[BowenM]

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Jeff·Þ·Bohrer wrote: I think I handled that well

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Come on bro...  just help a bro out.

He marked Blokk's 8 second Google search as a solution.  I can see the poor kid blindly copying it, including:

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
% MATLAB code to solve wave equation PHItt = PHIxx, subjected to boundry conditions PHI(0,t) = 0 = PHI(1,t), for t>=0  %
% and intial conditions PHI(x,0) = sin(pi*x), PHIt(x,0) = 0, for 0<x<1 in Asssignment Number I                         %
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% ABHISHEK ANCHAL, 13104163, Electrical Engineering, IIT Kanpur, Date - 17 Feb. 2014, Email: aanchal@iitk.ac.in        %
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

clc
clear all
close all

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Programm Anfang %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

[Blokk]

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@BowenM wrote:

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Jeff·Þ·Bohrer wrote: I think I handled that well

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Come on bro...  just help a bro out.

He marked Blokk's 8 second Google search as a solution.  I can see the poor kid blindly copying it, including:

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
% MATLAB code to solve wave equation PHItt = PHIxx, subjected to boundry conditions PHI(0,t) = 0 = PHI(1,t), for t>=0  %
% and intial conditions PHI(x,0) = sin(pi*x), PHIt(x,0) = 0, for 0<x<1 in Asssignment Number I                         %
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
% ABHISHEK ANCHAL, 13104163, Electrical Engineering, IIT Kanpur, Date - 17 Feb. 2014, Email: aanchal@iitk.ac.in        %
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

clc
clear all
close all

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Programm Anfang %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

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Lets not lose our hope in this young student, he said he will change the code from 3D to 2D 🙂

Well, I often hear that the new generations, the young people use internet nowadays just like an extra sense. But I see very often that they are even not capable to carry out a simple search. Do they teach nowadays in schools how to "use the internet"???

[wiebe@CARYA]

O boy... We have a new candidate for rooky of the year:

 Yes, that is a diagram.

[altenbach]

Looks very repetitive. I bet if you would do a 2D FFT of that diagram picture, there would be some dominant peaks. 😄

[alexderjuengere]

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@altenbach wrote:

Looks very repetitive. I bet if you would do a 2D FFT of that diagram picture, there would be some dominant peaks. 😄

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😉

[JÞB]

That may need to be moved to "serious answers to sarcastic questions". It's off topic on this thread