LabVIEW Helps a Really High Skydiver

[Ben]

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@jcarmody wrote:

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@smercurio_fc wrote:

[...] programmers cannot be graphics artists. If they were the universe would explode.

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It's not as bad as that.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2002-09-23/

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I once had an application were the customer required the GUI be almost the same color as Alice's (?name?) dress. I had thought about charging hazardous duty rates since looking at that color alll day burnt the image into my retina by the end of the day.

On another occation I passed a screen-shot back and forth between myself and the customer mutliple times before I gave up and said "just tell my the RGB values you want!". Any project that involves an "asthetics commity" requires allocating extra funding.

Ben

[SteveChandler]

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@LV_Pro wrote:

I've jumped out of many a Cessna, while at the tie down! 

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I have flown in a Cessna three times. I have never landed in one...

[LV_Pro]

I have flown in Cessnas many times, never not landed in one!

[JÞB]

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@Ben wrote:

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@jcarmody wrote:

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@smercurio_fc wrote:

[...] programmers cannot be graphics artists. If they were the universe would explode.

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It's not as bad as that.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2002-09-23/

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I once had an application were the customer required the GUI be almost the same color as Alice's (?name?) dress. I had thought about charging hazardous duty rates since looking at that color alll day burnt the image into my retina by the end of the day.

On another occation I passed a screen-shot back and forth between myself and the customer mutliple times before I gave up and said "just tell my the RGB values you want!". Any project that involves an "asthetics commity" requires allocating extra funding.

Ben

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I wrote an Acceptance Test Plan that had a recient comment,

Just say

" red backround highlight" where I wrote "redish....". 

RE: comment "Just type "FFC0C0".

Guess what color the developer made the "highlighting" looks like......

LOL

[JÞB]

EOM,

OK the lovely Mrs. Bohrer points out that the subject line is "Self Aggrandising" or something like that.... (run that through a spell checker...I of knew't & tung of bat......)