Why some people say Local Variables are bad...

[Ray.R]

ROFL!

[altenbach]

Interesting, I never heard it in the context with Belgians. (It was typically either the Austrians or Polish, or, if we keep it in the country, people from Zürich :D)

As kids, we told the story of two guys checking the lights on a car. One at the controls and one standing in behind the car.

rear lights: check!

break lights: check!

backup lights: check!

left turn signal: works, doesn't, works, doesn't, works, doesn't ....

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[TiTou]

Pretty sure the Belgians tell the same story about the French!

[Ben]

Since we are telling old jokes;

Two members of a social minority were putting siding on a house, one on the ladder nailing and the other handing up the nails. The one of the ladder observed the one on the ground pulling nails out of the can looking at them and throwing some of them away. He asked

Guy on Ladder: Why are you throwing half of those nails away?

Guy on ground: Some of these nails have the head on the wrong end.

Guy on ladder: Save them for the other side of the house.

Ben

[JÞB]

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@Ben wrote:

Since we are telling old jokes;

Two members of a social minority  .....

Ben

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Hey,  I think I know those guys!  Are there names "Sven and Ollie?"

So, two cowboys, a nun, a priest, a rabbi and a sailor with an armidillo walk into a bar.  The Bartender looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?"

(Insert rimshot here)

[JÞB]

Courtesy of Google- in deference to TiTou

Ainsi, deux cow-boys, une religieuse, un prêtre, un rabbin et un marin avec une promenade armidillo dans un bar. Le barman lève les yeux et dit: «Est-ce une sorte de blague?"

[TiTou]

Did you mean armadillo?

Anyway google translate got confused once again. 

[Yamaeda]

The bartender says "we dont serve your kind here".

A Neutrino walks into the bar. 

/Y 

[Ben]

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@Yamaeda wrote:

The bartender says "we dont serve your kind here".

A Neutrino walks into the bar. 

/Y 

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LOL!

I was reading just last night a letter to the editor in this month "Physics Today" regarding the recent finding indicating that faster than light particles exist and it had me chuckling using the Rest Frame where it it would appear that the particle was detected before the signal to emit same was sent. I suggest you read it because i did not do it justice.

Ben

[jcarmody]

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@Ben wrote:

[...] it would appear that the particle was detected before the signal to emit same was sent. [...] 

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Right.  And I'm loony because I believe in creation over evolution.