LabVIEW proverbs!

[altenbach]

Here's one inspired by a certain kind of donuts.

(Or as Homer would say: "Dohhh... Nuts!")

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Trying to fix truly bad code by removing stacked sequences,

...is like putting lipstick on a pig.

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( see also: http://forums.ni.com/ni/board/message?board.id=170&view=by_date_ascending&message.id=321959)

Message Edited by altenbach on 05-10-2008 08:35 AM

[Ben]

MikaelH posted on LAVA here

"Remember that all base class methods should makes sense to the child classes."

Ben

[Ray.R]

I really like the one from Altenback!  LOL! 

[PaulG.]

A LabVIEW version of something I read on another software blog:

"I don't use stacked sequences and I don't negotiate with terrorists!"

[Ben]

While responding in this thread to a question re:Replace the ECU for an engine with LV code without knowing the engines design requirements,

Xseadog wrote:

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Whilst the software competence of the Discussion fraternity is not in doubt, the blind faith of attempting to 'glue ' a solution from old components without understanding the complexities

of the ECU will be extremely hazardous. Suggest  you consider  improving your life assurance!

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Ben

[Cory_K]

"This is my computer. There are many like it but this one is mine. LabVIEW is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my computer is useless. Without my computer I am useless."

Hehehe, Full Metal Jacket 

[LVCoder]

Stop Writing..

Start Wiring ..

Ritesh

[LabBEAN]

Examining someone else's LabVIEW code can be like viewing abstract art.

[Ben]

Sorry LabBEAN, but I can't help myself! When I read your proverb I read it differently because I read a book to my new granddaughter two night ago a story about a pig named Olivia that visited an art museum.

"Examining poorly written LabVIEW code can be like viewing abstract art. You take one look at it and think 'I could have done that in five minutes.' "

Ben

[chilly_charly]

Ben,

Could you remind us how old is Olivia ? 😉

Have you any idea of the damage you could create if she identifies herself to a pig ??? 😮

You crazy bear !!!!!!!!!!! 😄 😄 😄

Message Edité par chilly charly le 01-16-2009 08:53 PM