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Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

It's been quiet here...

 

Did Carnac catch Covid?

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@_Bryan wrote:

@Hooovahh wrote:


Westworld Season 3?


I kept turning the volume up but finally gave in and turned on closed captioning for last last few episodes.  Especially when the computer (Rehoboam) was talking in the last episode.


I generally watch all TV with subtitles on now.  I don't sit there and read them the whole time, but often times I'll have a hard time making out a word or two and can quickly look down and see what they were saying.  My sound setup isn't very good, and I'm looking to upgrade in the hopes that some of that can be fixed.  Also the source of the show for me might have audio mixing issues.

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The former Mrs B <not to be confused with the LMB> actually enjoyed annoying me by turning on CC while watching TV.  5months of staying in a hotel in Hainan China cured me of my aversion to subtitles.


"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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@jcarmody wrote:

I often have a sarcastic/silly answer to a post but don't want to interrupt the thread with noise, so I [often] hold my tongue.  I know some people appreciate humor, so I thought a separate thread in BreakPoint would be a good place for these less-than-helpful answers.  In addition to being snarky, I thought we'd make this into a game by posting an answer to another thread and everyone else has to guess which thread it answers.  I'll start.

 

Answer: It seems that you didn't go to school in the U.S.

 

 

Spoiler

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Circle-Plot/m-p/3136262/highlight/true#M901899

 


GerdW wrote:

Hi Christian,

 

I'm glad I got this right before you could engage in this thread Smiley LOL

 

@Toecutter:

Atleast for me complex numbers were taught in school (9th or 10th grade), with exactly that example: how to display sine/cosine values in the complex number plane…

 



Try explaining to your doctor that your diastolic blood pressure is just fine!  "You should have just measured it at systole "

 

I think that MD needs more practice!


"Should be" isn't "Is" -Jay
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It's been a while...

 

Please recycle your spaghetti code.png

(free after this, which is, admittingly, funnier)

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Makes me think of the stag in the new show out Shadow and Bone.

 

https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2021/4/7/0bd39230-4ab6-44f8-9400-5e81c34ddc12-netflix-shadow-...

 

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@RavensFan wrote:

Makes me think of the stag in the new show out Shadow and Bone.

 

https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2021/4/7/0bd39230-4ab6-44f8-9400-5e81c34ddc12-netflix-shadow-...


At some point I'll have to get me a netflix account. But I'm afraid I'll like it.

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Yarr harr a pirate's life for me!

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@AeroSoul wrote:

Yarr harr a pirate's life for me!


I was thinking more in the lines of reading a book... 

 

That can be about pirates of course 😁.

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There are also e-books, those can also be obtained by alternate means 😄

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