Carnac the Magnificient - sarcastic answers to serious questions/comments

[Jacobson]

In Windows: ALT+CTRL+ Right Arrow

I had forgotten the specific key combination but I remember a friend teaching this to me and then proceeding to flip the displays of all the computers in our high school's library.

[JÞB]

Seen here

The file is probably named "ReadMe.txt" for some obscure reason that nobody could understand.😉

[UliB]

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@JÞB wrote:

Seen here

The file is probably named "ReadMe.txt" for some obscure reason that nobody could understand.😉

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Sorry, this is completely off topic:

Your link goes to .../page/2.

This has some drawbacks for users which use other 'Linear Layout Settings' preferences, like me 😎. 

Oldest first, newest first, 10, 20 or 50 posts per page, ...,  so many possibilities that page 2 does not fit.

I suggest linking directly to the corresponding message. This can be done by copying the link of the message number of "Message X of N (YY Views)" at the bottom left of the message.

Thanks 👍.

[JÞB]

Corrected link

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@JÞB wrote:

Seen here

The file is probably named "ReadMe.txt" for some obscure reason that nobody could understand.😉

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Some people...sheesh 

[UliB]

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@JÞB wrote:

Corrected link

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@JÞB wrote:

Seen here

The file is probably named "ReadMe.txt" for some obscure reason that nobody could understand.😉

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Some people...sheesh 

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Thanks 👍.

For me the links go to

old link:   https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Offline-Help-window-in-LabVIEW-2022/td-p/4250580/page/2

new link: https://forums.ni.com/t5/Instrument-Control-GPIB-Serial/NI-488-2-Build-Error/m-p/4383010#M86467

No wonder I was confused to not find a 'ReadMe.txt' 😀

[JÞB]

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@UliB wrote:

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@JÞB wrote:

Corrected link

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@JÞB wrote:

Seen here

The file is probably named "ReadMe.txt" for some obscure reason that nobody could understand.😉

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Some people...sheesh 

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Thanks 👍.

For me the links go to

old link:   https://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW/Offline-Help-window-in-LabVIEW-2022/td-p/4250580/page/2

new link: https://forums.ni.com/t5/Instrument-Control-GPIB-Serial/NI-488-2-Build-Error/m-p/4383010#M86467

No wonder I was confused to not find a 'ReadMe.txt' 😀

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Mobile phone "Smart" devices sometimes change paste options in the autocorrect bar from expected to older copied hrefs. This can cause unintended errors when pasting text.  

Lucky Me! I have an active edit methodology A la 

<Surprise Sea Stories>

I actually accidentally generated nicknames for 2 different men.

• "Annie" got his nickname after I had to "Shake and Shout" the dude after he fell down.  If you have been through a CPR class, you met his namesake, "Resussa-Annie!" < Annie! Annie! Are you OK?>
• The second guy drove a "red Camero!"  Auto-corrected to "rectum arrow"  yes, he was simply referred to as "Wrecked-'em" after that.

[jcarmody]

BUG: LV crashes when autocreating controls/indicators of free wire - NI Community

>> A cowworker clicks a lot while thinking 

[Yamaeda]

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@jcarmody wrote:

BUG: LV crashes when autocreating controls/indicators of free wire - NI Community

>> A cowworker clicks a lot while thinking 

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Why do you think i called him cowworker? 😉

[wiebe@CARYA]

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@Yamaeda wrote:

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@jcarmody wrote:

BUG: LV crashes when autocreating controls/indicators of free wire - NI Community

>> A cowworker clicks a lot while thinking 

Why do you think i called him cowworker? 😉

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Is cowworker the woke (gender neutral) term for cowboy?

[crossrulz]

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wiebe@CARYA wrote:

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@Yamaeda wrote:

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@jcarmody wrote:

BUG: LV crashes when autocreating controls/indicators of free wire - NI Community

>> A cowworker clicks a lot while thinking 

Why do you think i called him cowworker? 😉

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Is cowworker the woke (gender neutral) term for cowboy?

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I thought the term was "cow-orker".

For some context: https://lavag.org/search/?q=cow-orker&quick=1