Funny threads

[Dennis_Knutson]

What was even funnier was that he seemed to be confused between a LabVIEW and driver's license.

[altenbach]

Well, the CV does not pass the first hurdle, which is the correct lettercase spelling of LabVIEW. 😮

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@Dennis_Knutson wrote:
What was even funnier was that he seemed to be confused between a LabVIEW and driver's license.

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LOL, you are right. Not sure if he actually also confused e-mailing and forum posting.

The sentence: "Also acquired training in LabView so I consider myself proficient in LabView now." would look so much more convincing if there was also a short acronym starting with CL.... 😄

[JÞB]

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@Ray.R wrote:

In this thread, someone posts personal information (ie: driver's license) for the world to see..

http://forums.ni.com/t5/LabVIEW-Job-Openings/Remote-LabVIEW-development-assistance-required/m-p/2813...

I can't believe someone is that courageous...or.....

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But he wrote the post in "Red",  Red is secure- its not like he transmitted in the clear, or "in Black"

[JÞB]

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@altenbach wrote:

Well, the CV does not pass the first hurdle, which is the correct lettercase spelling of LabVIEW. 😮

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@Dennis_Knutson wrote:
What was even funnier was that he seemed to be confused between a LabVIEW and driver's license.

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LOL, you are right. Not sure if he actually also confused e-mailing and forum posting.

The sentence: "Also acquired training in LabView so I consider myself proficient in LabView now." would look so much more convincing if there was also a short acronym starting with CL.... 😄

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And really......  how long have you measued your proficiency that way?... With a TLA or an XTLA?

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 TLA: Three leter Acronym

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FLA: Four Letter Acronym  SEE XTLA

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XLTA Extended Three letter Acronym

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AT: Abbeviated TLA  Don't ask about the DXTLA.

What is that Chrisian?  Are you trying to get a link on the funny threads post?

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Now Tim is going to bug me about that last letter in the TLA (again..Oh well) 

 BUT!  ITs finally really happening!  a proficiency litmus test that involves a Certification as a first order question!

A former co-worker of mine ( and not a half-bad developer in his own right) asked me on the phone today what he needed to get hired.  Guess what I suggested?- a TLA to hang on his resume.  He'll "Get around to it soon"

EDIT: F-ing spoilers don't edit right in FF.  Jordan! I'm more embarassed than angry.

(That could make a funny threads entry of my own)

[jcarmody]

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@JÞB wrote:

But he wrote the post in "Red",  Red is secure- its not like he transmitted in the clear, or "in Black"

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Red, black and blue (his name & banner)!

[JÞB]

OK, bad red/black link is bad.  if you have no clearance, or are a security threat like Jim look here

That would be funnier if  I linked to the online arrest warrent here: 

Thank whoever that native recursion is possible in LabVIEW....I'd spoiler the next line but.......... Is it really needed?

[bsvare]

To me, the saddest part of it isn't misspelling LabVIEW. It's that he posts his driver's licence... and he's got a Secret Security Clearence.

Funny, I thought, you need to be trustworth with sensitive information to get that clearence.

[thoult]

I'm trying to collect enough letters after my surname to get the highest possible triple word score I can in scrabble.

Unfortunately, writing my doctoral thesis is less interesting at the moment than working towards a long-overdue CLD.

[yenknip]

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@altenbach wrote:

Well, the CV does not pass the first hurdle, which is the correct lettercase spelling of LabVIEW. 😮

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You can't always just go by the lettercase. The CV may have come via a recruiting agency who often apply -erm- liberal alterations to any piece of paper they look at.

Of course, in this example it's clearly an error from the source.

[altenbach]

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Jeff·Þ·Bohrer wrote: And really......  how long have you measued your proficiency that way?... With a TLA or an XTLA?

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All I really need is a OLA (One letter acronym):  C

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(stands for something that ends with "hampion" :D)