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Programming Joke

 

Todays one:

 

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

 

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.” 

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Grugh Mike

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Seen most of the ones posted here on this web site: http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

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@smercurio_fc wrote:

Seen most of the ones posted here on this web site: http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/


Don't post them all at once! This is supposed to be like a one-a-day thing!

You were probably one of those kids that ate all of the chocolates in your advent calendar on December 1st, weren't you Smiley Tongue

Cory K
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@cory K wrote:
You were probably one of those kids that ate all of the chocolates in your advent calendar on December 1st, weren't you Smiley Tongue

No, since our calendar never had chocolates. Smiley Tongue

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Oh my!

That's hilarious!

Off to tell my programming teacher... 😄

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@Grugh Mike wrote:

 

Todays one:

 

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

 

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.” 


I wonder how many jokes there are where it is only possible to write. Try telling that one verbally!

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@altenbach wrote:

I guess this one originated before the autorecovery feature. 😉

 

BTW, what is "...lines of code..."? 😮



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Steve Chandler, what's your Icon about?

Richard






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The waveform is a perfect 1GB Ethernet eye mask test taken on an HP optical oscilloscope. I used paint to center the cyclopse man in the middle of the eye. I had one of the default icons for a while before I started posting but it ended up being the same as someone elses so I made my own, uhm..., eyecon.

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