LabVIEW proverbs!

[Ray.R]

LOL!!  Good one Ravens..

Here in Canada, we're anot as much into football..  Hockey?? that's a different thing.. 😄

Here's a proverb:

"Keep soft-drink away while wireworking, for should a spill occur, you may have sticky keys!"

[spaceman_spif]

"Save early, save often"


I have the same view about voting as well.

[JeffOverton]

Debugging Windows would be possible with small, well enough named SubVIs

[Wayne.C]

Here is one from a former co-worker.  A bit Yogi Berra-ish but here it is.

"Nothing resembles an error, like a true error." 

P.S.  GO Steelers!

[Mellobuck]

Just saw a great one on another (non-programming) forum:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic...

Therefore:

Any technology which is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

[Ben]

After troubleshooting an intermittant issue at a customers sight, a sign that used to hang in my wife's computer room came to mind.

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Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.

Ist easy schnappen der springwerk, blowenfusen, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.

Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

Danke

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Ben

[aeastet]

Here one that most of you will appreciate:

My application would be perfect if I could only get rid of the Microsoft virus.

[PhillipBrooks]

Vincent Van Gogh would probably have made a great LabVIEW programmer:

Just slap anything on when you see a blank canvas staring you in the face like some imbecile. You don't know how paralyzing that is, that stare of a blank canvas is, which says to the painter, You can't do a thing.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Vincent_van_Gogh#Letter_to_Theo_van_Gogh.2C_from_Nuenen_.28October_1884...

Message Edited by Phillip Brooks on 02-25-2008 12:18 PM

[Ray.R]

I like all the proverbs, but this one hits a homerun.

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aeastet wrote:

My application would be perfect if I could only get rid of the Microsoft virus.

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My wife rolls on the floor laughing when I mention that we're switching to Mac's.   "The problem is not the PC... it's the cr@p that runs on it..." (ms)   😉

Message Edited by JoeLabView on 02-26-2008 08:32 AM

[Neil.Pate]

Not sure if this qualifies as a proverb but here goes...

Q: How do you know when you have spent too much time lately with LabVIEW?

A: When you double click on your desktop hoping to be able to add a free label, and when that doesn't work your first thought is that the auto-tool must be turned off