Programming Joke

[Grugh_Mike]

Todays one:

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.” 

[smercurio_fc]

Seen most of the ones posted here on this web site: http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

[Cory_K]

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@smercurio_fc wrote:

Seen most of the ones posted here on this web site: http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/

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Don't post them all at once! This is supposed to be like a one-a-day thing!

You were probably one of those kids that ate all of the chocolates in your advent calendar on December 1st, weren't you

[smercurio_fc]

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@cory K wrote:
You were probably one of those kids that ate all of the chocolates in your advent calendar on December 1st, weren't you

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No, since our calendar never had chocolates.

[CKrazinski]

Oh my!

That's hilarious!

Off to tell my programming teacher... 😄

[SteveChandler]

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@Grugh Mike wrote:

Todays one:

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”

The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.” 

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I wonder how many jokes there are where it is only possible to write. Try telling that one verbally!

[SteveChandler]

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@altenbach wrote:

I guess this one originated before the autorecovery feature. 😉

BTW, what is "...lines of code..."? 😮

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[Broken_Arrow]

 (Off Topic)

Steve Chandler, what's your Icon about?

[SteveChandler]

The waveform is a perfect 1GB Ethernet eye mask test taken on an HP optical oscilloscope. I used paint to center the cyclopse man in the middle of the eye. I had one of the default icons for a while before I started posting but it ended up being the same as someone elses so I made my own, uhm..., eyecon.