💀 How to Become Bad at LabVIEW
1. Use Only Flat Sequence Structures
Because nothing says "professional" like a 3-screen-wide sequence with 50 frames and no comments.
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Completely ignore state machines, events, or QMH.
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Use "Frame 32" to control logic instead of meaningful state names.
2. Spaghetti Wires Everywhere
Why route wires cleanly when you can just cross them 100 times?
3. Never Use Typedefs
Just create 17 copies of that enum and update them individually.
4. Global Variables for EVERYTHING
Who needs data flow when you can have data chaos?
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Use global variables to pass data between states, loops, even parallel VIs.
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Watch your code randomly break when race conditions occur!
5. Write One Giant VI
1000x1000 pixels. One VI. One love.
6. No Error Handling
Just wire errors into a constant and move on. YOLO.
7. Poll Everything in a Tight Loop
Efficiency? Never heard of it.
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Check every button and sensor every millisecond, in a greedy polling loop.
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Who needs event structures or timing?
8. Don't Use Documentation
Comments are for the weak.
9. Ignore LabVIEW Style Guides
Standards stifle creativity!
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Use different styles in every VI.
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Mix camelCase, snake_case, and CAPSLOCK.
10. Save Everything on Desktop, No Version Control
If you lose your code, that’s fate.
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No Git, no SCC, no backups. Overwrite previous versions with "final2.vi", "reallyFinal.vi", "NEWfinal(3).vi".
11. Hardcode Everything
Make sure every path, value, and constant is typed manually. Preferably in multiple places.
12. Ignore User Events, Producer-Consumer, or Queued Message Handlers
Use one loop. One big loop. Forever.
🎯 Result:
Your boss cries. Your co-workers quit. LabVIEW crashes. NI sends a representative to ask what you've done. 🤣
